My 1st "Very" Ah LIAN Post

Wah Lan Ehxz,
Dun Tell Me You Fucking Serious Lohxz!

Kanni Nahxz, Wan To Lie Dunno How To Lie.
I Teach You.
Next Time You Wan To "Pah Kad" Go Kai Kai Dun Wan To Say Right,
-Easy.
You Just "Kay Siao Kay Siao" Dunno What's Going On,
Den When Peeper Ask You RIGHT,
You Acting Must Good Lahxz!
Not Good How To Bluff Peeper Right Anot. Right Anot.

"KAN TAN" Right?

So Simple Don't Tell Me You Dunno Lohzx!

Oh! Got Summore!

This One Version 2.
For Example Hor You Want To Go Kai Kai Den Dun Wan To Include SOME People Hor You Say Liddat!

"Oh, We Going Out! See YOU!"
-Den The Next Batch Of Peeper Get Ready, Go Out 10 Mins Later.
"Bye! We're Going Out Too"
Den When They Ask Hor, You Just Gib Them LanJiao Story Lahzx.
Reply : "Oh Ok BYe!"

(KANNINAH! 2 HOURS LATER YOU SEE ALL THEIR PHOTO-GRA-PHY,PHOTO-GRA-PHY. ALL GOT ALL OF THEIR FACES LOHZX).

AI SEHXZ!
KANI NAHXZ BUEYXZ EHZX [PONG QIAO] HORZX.!

SINGAPORE SI PEHZX FUCKING SMALL HORXZ.!

NAHZX BEIHXZ.

WANT TO LIE SO FUCKING DIFFICULT MEHXZ!

HAIYA. EASY PEASY LAHXZ!

NOW I TEACH YOU ALR HORX.

Now Part 2.
How To Kah Peeper Jiao Wey.
1st. Of All Hor,
Idiot Oso Know,
Want To Kahzx Peper Jiao Wey,
Better Not Let Pepper Find Out Lohxz.
If Not Den HONG KAN!.
CAN GO AND TEH THE LAMPA AND SI! ALR.
KANNINAH!
STUPID CHILDREN ALSO KNOW LAHXZ,
MAKE UNTILL SO OBVIOUS FOR WHAT.

EH, HELLO! YOU STUPID DOESNT ME I NOT SMART LEHZX.

WAH LAHNZX EHZX!
LAO HU BU FA HUI,
YOU THINK LAO HU HELLO KITTY HORXZ!.
DUN SERNG SIAOZX LEHXZ.

Don't Like Wah Sehxz,
Secret Secret.
Padahal Peeper Can Tell One Lohzx.

Haiya,
What To Lu?

Tee Kong Tia Gong Kia Lehxz.

You Also LanxzLanxz!

DEN HOR!
Next Time Friendster Right,
You Keep Giving Your Favourite PEEPER "Testimonial" ONI!
So YOUR FRIENDSTER'S "TESTI" PAGE WILL BE "PAH PAHZX LIAOZX LOHXZ".

DEN GOT SUMMORE. WAIT...
DEN RIGHT,
YOU SHARE SHARE SECRETS WITH ONI PEEPER YOU LIKE.
AND THOSE PEEPER YOU DON'T LIKE HOR YOU KAHZX THEIR JIAO WEY ON BLOG OR WHATEBER LOHXZ.
BUT OF CUXZ NAHXZ! YOU DON'T SAY THEIR NAME.
YOU USE SOME TOO0O0PID TO00OPID CODE.
BETTER STILL, DON'T SAY.

WAH LAOZ EHZX.
I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT LOHXZ,
CANNOT BELIEVE STILL GOT STUPID PEEPER ON EARTH LEHXZ.
KANNINAHZX, WAIT MY TIME.
WAN TO BLUFF DUNNO HOW TO BLUFF.

NOT BAD HORZX,
THATXZ ALL FOR TODAY PEEPERXZ!!
DON'T FERGET TO "LEAVE A TESTI" WORHXZ!