So I Used To Have This Lover ;
Whom I Tried So hard ; But Cannot Remember His Name.
I Initially Thot Was Him Whom'd Sent Me This Letter ;
Which I Was Told To Wait Fer It To Come By My Mailbox.
And Today I Recieved A Letter From A Mystery Guy ;
A Friend Of My Friend's ; Who Has Pretty Fraken Good English?
I'm Like WTF? Letter? From Where? From Who? Huh?
Ok ; I'm Pretty Freaked Out Right Now.